Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Cat, Get Outta Here!! & The Hunt Is On!

This is Enforcer. He loves his parents. Especially Mommy. His thing is to wait until everyone is asleep or on the verge of sleep and walk across their hair. Or lay down beside Mommy. With his behind in her face. He likes to do that also to Daddy as he crawls into bed. There is no way to combat this. If you shut the bedroom door, it gets unbearably warm and you block the only way to get to Alex if there is problem. Enforcer also is an alarm cat. If you sleep past 5, 6, or 7 am, he will walk across you again and lay down beside you to wake you up. But in the end, he's a good cat. Even if he claws you, disturbs your sleep, tortures the world's cutest kitten, Krystal, and gets into stuff he's not supposed to. Yup. He's a pest sometimes, but I love him and glad he's my cat. Though, he thinks he's Mommy's cat and he probably loves her more. Why? Mommy most of the times puts food in the dish, while Daddy cleans the litter box.

It's getting close to Memorial Day Weekend. First, I want to give a shout out to the brave and courageous men and women who have given there all to keep the great land free. Without those who have risked, fought tooth and nail, and died for this country, we would be a land under oppression. Thank you very much, all of you.

So every Memorial Day, in the small town of Landisville, a few miles from here, has what I would think to be the best flea market in the county. They have twice a year, once on Memorial Day and then on Labor Day. When I go this year, I call it a hunt. A Transformer and G.I. Joe hunt.
As you know, I'm a big 80s toy nut with my main collection being Transformers and G. I. Joe. (Sorry, no Joe pictures yet. I'm working on a photographic layout for them.) As you can tell, I got pretty many. I guess what it comes down to is, I'm trying to relive my childhood. It's an adventure trying to find the toys I wanted as a kid. We weren't as lucky as some of the other kids growing up, (but we made due!) and it seemed they had the cool toys. I look back not in jealousy or envy, but more with the sense, do they still have them and if so, are their parents dopey enough to sell them at a stupid price? That's why I love this flea market. Some of these sellers don't realize what they have and sell at a cheap price. I'm not taking advantage of them. They're the ones who don't research the prices of what toys they might have. (Queue the evil laugh) Yeah, sometimes you get someone who knows their stuff. A lot of times they don't and then it's get it before someone else does. The last time wasn't so great. I got some good stuff, but it was far and few between. The biggest thing is it will be Alex's first flea market. I hope he likes it.

Well that's it for this time. I'll let you know how I do. Catch you on the flipside!


Next Time: The Hunt's Results!












Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Your Answers!

Okay. About three weeks ago I asked those who might stumble upon our blog to question us. Well, let's just say they're all quite interesting. So, without further ado:

ASK THE RIDDLER: THE ANSWERS!!!

1. Anonymous asked: If each of you (individually) could commit an evil (and illegal) act, what would it be and how would you do it?

Answer: Michelle has done something illegal and relatively evil. You know those DO NOT REMOVE tags on sofas? She has removed them from pretty much ALL our furniture. Me? I would dress Alex in New Kids On The Block outfits and force him to listen to NKOTB before bed every night. (hey that's illegal in MY book)

2. The Sarcasticynic questioned: How can I determine the legality of this question?

Answer: Mr. Sarcasticynic (a link to one of his many blogsites is here, check it out!), I feel legality is determined by the gas companies right now. And if the gas prices where you live are lower than the $3.65 we are paying, then this question is more legal where you live than here. (and if you ARE paying less, pooh on you)

3. Another Anonymous (two guys with the same name, who knew?) asked: What are you going to spend your stimulus check on?

Answer: I said, "Let's have a blasty-blast with a keg and cigars and strippers and a band!" Michelle won out and said no and spent it all on gas for her car.

4. The Swarrior (check out Swarr Family Inc and tell Lamar sent ya!) gives us the last one: If you could give a famous person of the past a tour of the modern world, who would it be and where would take them? What are some of the things that would point out to him/her and what do you think his/her reaction would be?

Answer: I would bring back Rodgers and Hammerstein. I'd walk them around Broadway and let them watch all the modern musicals for their opinion. Their reaction would probably be that musical theatre is good but could be better and not as raunchy or filthy as some are.

So there you go. Hope everyone was satisfied. I might do this again in the future. Next time you'll have to post your questions so I can go at it again. Also, if you're on Twitter, follow along to the daily insanity! Catch you on the flipside!

All answers were carefully proof read by the Fun With The Schaeffers Editorial Staff. Unfortunately, they were unable to subdue some of this writer's opinion. So, bleah!



Next Time: The Hunt Is On! or CAT, GET OFFA THERE!!!!




Wednesday, April 30, 2008

One Week To Go

So with the last post I got only two questions. So, I'm gonna give one more week for more questions you might have. This week, you get to see the midget (that's what I call him) in all his glory. Catch you on the flipside!






Next Time: Answers!



Thursday, April 24, 2008

Ask The Riddler

Hi, everyone! This post is special. It includes audience participation. I want you to ask us any question. Any LEGAL question. No asking us if we'll give out certain numbers. (Don't even bother.) So here's what you do. Leave your question in the comment section of the blog. You can write it in anonymously or you can leave your name. If you're really uncomfortable, and you know my email, send it in. I'll give about a week or two then take all the questions and answer them to the best of my ability. Come on! Do it! It'll be fun!



Meanwhile, the wifey and I took another bus trip to the ole Big Apple again this past weekend. Enjoy the pictures! Oh, and a shout out to my mom-in-law and my mom for watching the midget this weekend. I'n glad you didn't fight over him too bad.



Times Square - Naked cowboys to the left, stores and a street fair to the left and bad traffic up the middle!


New York City Public Library - Home to the Guttenberg Bible, the first Winnie the Pooh and the library ghost. "GET HER!!"



At the ice skating rink at Rockefeller Plaza, they were getting ready for the presidential election in November. Yay.. It's not like I'm not sick of it yet....




Nintendo World.. No explanation needed.



At the Museum of Modern Art, they had this Jackson Pollock. It looks like anyone could do it.

Another beautiful trip for us. Here we're at the 'Top of the Rock.' Some nitwit had to out the Empire State Building in there.


Catch you on the flipside!
Next Time: Your Answers... (if there is any...)



Saturday, April 12, 2008

Oh Boy Update!

Surprisingly, I'm still alive. When I posted Thursday, I thought it was bronchitis that had me in its grip. Boy, was I wrong. I went home that day from work (without even punching in) crawled in bed and slept. Unfortunately, that didn't help. I still felt sore and worn out. So I walked around in a daze. That night I called off work again. I never call off work two days in a row - I repeat, NEVER. Until now. Thursday into Friday I lay in bed, unable to sleep and mind racing. I knew something was wrong. I got up about 4am and Michelle, who was sleeping on the couch, switched places with me. I did fall asleep then.


Morning had arrived and so did more coughing. This time it got worse. Seeing what came up with the coughing, (sorry no graphic details) Michelle said call the doctor. I did and at the office I found out the bad news. Pneumonia. First bronchitis, now this. So the Doc told the nurse to give me a shot in the behind (my first one!) and gave me a new presciption. He told me next go get blood work and an X-ray Saturday morning.


Well, I got home fell asleep on the couch, awoke with my left shoulder in extreme pain, watched some TV, and then crawled back into bed. I slept pretty good last night. So I got my stuff done this morning. Hopefully, everything is okay. So the rules of the household right now is, I don't care how much he begs or cries, I cannot hold my son. That hurts more than anything. Michelle (God, I love her) has been a single mom these past couple days because of this. She has been my rock, my support, and my nurse. When I get better, I got to do something for her, something special. The picture at the bottom was taken while I was writing this with my cellphone. You can almost see how ugly I look. That's it for now. Catch you on the flipside!
P.S. : Over at the Swarr Family Inc, they wanted me ask themwhat kind of beard they would make for us Schaeffers. Well, hold off, Swarriors, at least till I'm better to enjoy it. And any of you other visitors to here hit their link and check out what's going on there!
Next Time: Ask The Riddler? Wait, Derrick Wyatt a.k.a Transformerman is gonna be here? (It'd be cool, but, no, he won't)

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Oh Boy....

So I'm sorry for not posting lately. Work has driven me sick again. Last night was the kicker. Projectile vomit while suffering through bronchitis is not fun. Not fun indeed. And to top it all off, Alex was sick with RSV last week to this week. In case you don't know, RSV is like bronchitis in babies only a lot worse. Last Wednesday, the midget went to the doctors who then said get him to the hospital. We sat in the hospital till Thursday afternoon. We ended up buying a Nebulizer and a albuteral prescription for him. Well, I'll keep you updated next time and by then I'll be back on a regular schedule. Catch you on the flipside.

Next Time: It's a Surprise!

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Goodbye to a Legend

This man here is one of the men responsible for falling in love with science fiction. Serious science fiction. Star Wars and Star Trek have nothing on this guy. He brought mystery and technology to the same table with wonderment hosting the dinner party. Arthur C. Clarke was 90 years old and lived in Sri Lanka. His most famous book has one of my favorite quotes:

"The thing's hollow - it goes on forever - and - oh my God! - it's full of stars!" - Mission Commander Dave Bowman, 2001: A Space Odyssey.The second in the series (there would be 4 total) gave us something scientists are pondering that might be possible, life on another world. Then, he showed Jupiter blowing up and turning into a sun.
Mr. Clarke, I've never met you but I want to thank you for enriching my life.